Features:

• Brand: Uberrime
• Material: Silicone
• Density: Medium Shore 10
• Total length: 9 in (22,9 cm)
  
• Insertable length: 8 in (20,3 cm)
• Diameter: 1,7 in (4,3 cm)
• Lubricant: Water-based
• Storage bag: Yes
• Anal safe: Yes*
• Harness compatible: Yes
• Price: 79,99$ USD

My review:

Back when I first scrolled through Uberrime’s inventory, the Night King caught my eye. It is long, curved, has a decent girth, and lots of texture. I thought that it couldn’t be any more interesting. I was fearing that it would be a little big for me, but as I had already taken toys that are just as girthy, I decided to give it a go. It was my first time, however, trying a toy of this size that has as much texture.

The packaging:

As with all Uberrime dildos and toys, the Night King is sterilized and put in a sealed plastic bag before it ships to you. It also comes with a nice black satin pouch to store it it.

The toy:

Those who are fans of Game of Thrones probably already saw the reference. This dildo can be a nice novelty item for people who like the series. I do not watch it personally, but still find the Night King to be a nice toy independently of that.

Like every toy by Uberrime, this dildo is 100% silicone, which also means it is totally body safe. As they are hand made and hand poured, each and single one of them is different. Also, I love that the Night King, it is damn affordable considering the amount of silicone needed to make a toy this size!

Because yes, this toy is big. Is has a very long shaft, and has a curve starting approximately in the middle. Don’t let yourself be scared by the length because you do not have to insert it all the way in. Also, although it might not look like it because of just how lengthy it is, this toy is somewhat girthy. In addition to the shaft has pretty sharp texture all the way down. All of this together makes it a very interesting dildo, but which obviously is not aimed at beginners.

My Night King is a custom colour, which unfortunately is no longer available. However, the Night King is available in two gorgeous colours, being the Character Colours and the very new Fire & Ice.

In use:

No matter for how long I tried to, I do not love the Night King as much as I thought I would. Not that it is a bad toy, it is, in fact not bad at all, but it sure isn’t your everyday dildo.

I have to be highly turned on in order to use it, because of just how pronounced the texture is. It is also quite firm and girthy. I think it would have worked better for me if it was a bit softer. However, I chose this firmness because I know that a toy this long has to have some core in order to work properly.

Its texture, although it is quite pronounced, is the right type for me. I like it better than the Splendid‘s vertical lines. Thrusting it a few strokes is perfectly fine, but I can’t be thrusting it like crazy until I finish because it quickly gets quite uncomfortable. As it is a great A-spotting toy though, I do not have to thrust it that much because when playing with these kinds of toys, I like to play with pressure and rocking motions, using only small strokes. When doing that, the texture simply adds a little stimulation to the entry of my vagina while the head stimulates the rest, which feels quite nice, and not irritating at all.

While the Night King isn’t a toy that I am feeling like using during every session, it does feel great when I do use it. I had to come to the conclusion however that it is not special to me on its own. It did contribute to some mind-blowing orgasms, but those never rose up from my vagina. Unlike the Helios, which gives my vagina amazing A-spot orgasms, the Night King I feel, gives a nice push to whatever clit toy I am using for that intense orgasm, but the orgasm never comes from the sensation it provides on its own, if that makes any sense. I have had many great sessions using this toy, but I can’t say that I love it because I need a toy that I can just get out and use right up, and that will not be overstimulating.

Conclusion

In sum, while it is a great toy, I do not reach for it very often. The Night King surely isn’t a day to day, easy to work with, guaranteed-to-make-you-orgasm dildo. Surely, this is not one for people who are just starting out or people who do not like big textured dildos, but it might be very well suited for people who are looking for a decently sized and textured dildo to provide intense sensations.

Where to get it

The Night King is now only available at Peepshow Toys!

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The Night King was sent to me by Uberrime in exchange for an honest review.